Tommy: Did you bring your DNA kit with you? Are you going to swab her over salad?
Kevin: I could get a stray hair.
Tommy: No, that’s not going to work. You have to get it from the root.
Justin: What are you, Columbo?
Tommy: I watch all the crime shows.
Kevin: I’ll take her water glass into a lab.
Tommy: No, no, it’s not going to work either. The glass will get corrupted.
Justin: Are you both high? You want your DNA test, right here: She’s hot, I feel nothing.
From The Culinary ~
hash - A dish of chopped pork or beef combined with various chopped up vegetables and seasonings. Hash is often thought of as a dish that you throw into it whatever is left in the kitchen. In the 19th century, cheap restaurants were called "hash houses" and the workers in these restaurants were called "hash slingers."
( taken from Linda's Culinary Dictionary)
p/s : My home is a hash house
